A virgin who can't drive.
pother:

I control your entire country, kids

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

posted 1 hour ago; via eixd (marvobow) with 346,590 notes
human:

I’d like one ticket to Swagville please

human:

I’d like one ticket to Swagville please

posted 3 hours ago; via eixd (human) with 122,783 notes
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imadethistoberandom:

The VMAs have the best camera men ever! They always catch the funniest reactions

posted 10 hours ago; via nick-thecage-cage (imadethistoberandom) with 10,569 notes

n-imrod:

“not much has changed but they lived underwater” that’s a pretty fucking huge change what the fuck busted

posted 12 hours ago; via bceky (trehugger) with 86,104 notes
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tototile:

thin arms

thigh gap

hip bones

thin waist

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posted 18 hours ago; via hotboyproblems (amishfurry) with 157,690 notes

durbikins:

For the past two days, this little dinosaur has been hitchhiking on my side mirror.image

And every time I go back to my car, he’s just chilling on top of the mirror, ready to go.

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The dude’s hella confused though. He sees himself in the mirror and tries to attract himself to himself

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And sometimes it looks like he fell off …

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nope!

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posted 21 hours ago; via perks-of-being-chinese (durbikins) with 325,117 notes
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