A virgin who can't drive.

umplify:

Stressed, depressed and too poor to be well dressed

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heismandiego:

me when i’m wearing new clothes

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chrisjpg:

"I’m gonna swing from the chandelier, from the chandelier"

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kimpissible:

when people purposely try to break their phone so their parents will buy them a new one

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groovychainsaws:

American education

groovychainsaws:

American education

posted 11 hours ago; via vaginaprincess69 (groovychainsaws) with 209,745 notes
cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

cookingchannel:

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.

posted 11 hours ago; via i-suck-dick (oetker.co.uk) with 72,655 notes

scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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