A virgin who can't drive.

charmancler:

i’ve never met nicki minaj but i trust her

posted 18 minutes ago; via vaginaprincess69 (charmancler) with 69,594 notes

queenavocado:

y dreads on white ppl look like tangly dog shit tho

posted 53 minutes ago; via lizziemcjagger (quietorgasm) with 8,083 notes
at the club

gotitforcheap:

"hey my friend thinks ur cute"

*looks over*

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posted 2 hours ago; via hunnty (gotitforcheap) with 16,688 notes

skypestripper:

skypestripper:

math.. more like

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posted 2 hours ago; via oknope (skypestripper) with 336,879 notes

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

posted 3 hours ago; via fake-mermaid with 785,685 notes

crunchier:

mom: so hun i was in your room

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and i accidentally started going through your stuff

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and i found your phone

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it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!

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posted 3 hours ago; via ugly (crunchier) with 111,187 notes
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preciousegg:

reblogging your own selfie

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posted 5 hours ago; via guy (joltick) with 178,755 notes

incognitovindicator:

whoa there buddy do you need a tissue

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posted 6 hours ago; via ruinedchildhood (nyannekosugargirls) with 202,249 notes
toastoat:

wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find


what are its talents

toastoat:

wordsandturds:

i was looking for free furniture but maybe thats not what i was meant to find

what are its talents

posted 6 hours ago; via yaesthetic (wordsandturds) with 144,208 notes
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starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

starryluminara:

shrekfucker69:

Can I have a source???

the mirror 

posted 8 hours ago; via sarcastic-snowflake (taco-bell-rey) with 203,259 notes
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